Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I've Got Good News and Bad News...

Which do you want first? The bad news? Good call.

Well, the bad news is that right now, at this very instant, the Sun is peeling off about a quazillion little nuclei known as cosmic radiation. Eight minutes later, after barreling at the speed-of-light through the inky depths of space, these so-called "cosmic rays" blow right through your body, like so much buckshot blowing through Harry Whittington's face from Dick Cheney's gun. So what, you say? I'll tell you so what: Right now these particles are trying to break free the nucleotides in your DNA and give you cancer, or turn you into the next evolutionary step. Go ahead, eat all the anti-oxidants you can... but these free-radicles are here, they're queer, so we better get used to them. Sure, it's OLD news... but it's still BAD news.

What's the good news you ask?
I'm gonna start production up on The End next week.

Have a nice day.