Who needs Viagra?

Good news baby birds, Morty's back! After a brief three year hiatus, your favorite faux geriatric protagonist is ready for his time in the lime light. And he's brought a fresh face with him.

Award-winning screenwriter (and handsome lothario) Lee Ehlers, is joining "The End" team. Lee noticed a few holes in the script and has replaced them with hilarious action, whitty banter, and all around eye-popping gags. Believe me when I say that Lee is easily the most talented human being I have ever met. If I was a hot chick with giant cans I would want to bed wrestle him IMMEDIATELY.

More news later, but I just thought that our legion of fans would be excited to hear the new haps.